Big dogs who think they are lap dogs
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
its been two years that’s a fair bit of time and i still miss you i still think about what could have been i don’t think that’s really fair because i know for a fact that you obviously never really even cared but i guess that’s fine because i never really expected you to but for some god damn reason i still hold hope in my heart. i turned 19 and shit didn’t get any better it just changed into more self hatred because i realized that i shouldn’t hold any hope and that i should let shit go but life has a way of throwing you back in my face and i try to not do anything to remind me of you but i swear to fucking god that i hear your voice sometime and i smell cake and i die a little i guess that’s why i don’t like cake anymore but what ever i guess i’m writing this so that i move on cause that is what i really want to do at the bottom of my heart i want to move on so so badly because your a bad dream you really are well this is sayonara i hope
When you hurt so badly you just want to drink and smoke all day to get rid of the pain.
When you want to sleep to get rid of the pain but can’t because you know you are going to wake up empty.
When you want someone so much and they don’t want you anymore.
When the person you love tells you…
Feels or insanely high T-T
BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’
This one definitely hits closest to home, so good.
"Chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans have been living for hundreds of thousands of years in their forest, living fantastic lives, never overpopulating, never destroying the forest. I would say that they have been in a way more successful than us as far as being in harmony with the environment."
Jane Goodall (primatologist, ethologist, anthropologist, UN Messenger of Peace, and overall beautiful ambassador of life on this planet)